Less Celia, Better Life Decisions

I'm Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.
fuckyeah1990s:

[Sarah is pushed onto the “black river”, but lands straight up]  Sarah: ‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!  Winifred Sanderson: Why, it’s a road!

If they don’t have this movie at blockbuster tonight, I’m going to kill a virgin and drink their life force.

fuckyeah1990s:

[Sarah is pushed onto the “black river”, but lands straight up]
Sarah: ‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!
Winifred Sanderson: Why, it’s a road!

If they don’t have this movie at blockbuster tonight, I’m going to kill a virgin and drink their life force.

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