August 2011
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May 25th
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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November 2009
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October 2009
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Listenhrrrthrrr: [ 5 years time….noah and the whale...
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Last Night
Kathryn: What are you drinking?
me: um...I think its water.
Kathryn: (takes a sip of it) that is NOT water, that is vodka. And the fact that you can't tell the difference is scaring me.
me: Hahahahahahha (walks off)
Oct 11th
Oct 10th
Listenfuneralface: black magic - magic wands I’m in...
Oct 10th
Look me in the eye!
I have a weird thing about eye contact. They say you’re supposed to look someone in the eye when they’re speaking to you, but its difficult! I mean, I feel like we’re having a staredown! Today I was in training to be a volunteer, and the director who was doing orrientation kept giving me the laser-beam eyes. And I felt like I couldn’t look away because it would “send...
Oct 10th
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Oct 8th
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“In a New York Minute everything can change.”
– Niki Minaj….oh and that Don Henley guy. I love my childhood music being turned into new shit I love. Except when the Atari’s did Boys of Summer. Fuck that.
Oct 8th
Listenmolls: copycats: The End Has No End by Metric...
Oct 7th
Psh.
textsfromlastnight: (+32): Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night’s jello shots thinking they’re reg jello. Who has jello shots LEFT OVER from the night before? This person is doing it wrong.
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
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Have you ever...
made a list to remind yourself why someone sucks? It works. #4. he’s a pretentious hipster douche bag now
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
cross off things you've done in your life.
funeralface: digitalbath: Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Been dumped. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. (not with an F...
Oct 5th
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ListenI love this song. LOVELOVELOVE
Oct 4th
Oct 3rd
Oh my god.
Me (via email): did you watch letterman last night? I didn't...but damn. Apparently dave is fucking up in his life, and someone found out and tried to blackmail him for it!
Dad: I heard he had sex with a few members of his staff before he was married. I have no problem with that if it was consensual. Hell, I had sex with someone on my staff at Alexander's when I ran the computer room. Her name was Linda Payne and I ended up marrying her as did Dave with one of his staff writers. LOL
Jesus H. Christ dad. TMI.
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
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Um...
textsfromlastnight: (931): a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra. I have done this before. Thank god I didn’t get the zipper all the way down.
Oct 2nd
I love my uggs and can't wait until it gets cold...
(via jadewright) amen. They’re comfy and I do what I want! Although it does make me sad that the peak of the uggs trend was when I was like…a junior in high school. :(
Oct 2nd
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People are more violently opposed to fur than...
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Oct 2nd
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September 2009
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Sep 30th
Sep 30th
So this happened...
Yes I’ve started a tumblr. Because doing constructive things, like actual school work, is just not worth my time.
Sep 30th